Look what Doggie found upstairs!

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Ron.M

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Look what Doggie found upstairs!

(Just when you had your folks and in-laws round for dinner!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 15:20:27

Ruphus

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

Hehehe, that would be something!

Guess one would be wanting to vanish into the floor, and then start making up some unrelated excuses for how such item came about.

Ruphus

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 18:17:47

estebanana

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

So many possible captions, so little time to write them all down.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 19:21:53

Ron.M

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ruphus)

Thing is....the dog would either lay down in the corner of the room and start chewing it and playing with it and would be difficult for everyone to ignore...

OR

If you tried to grab it quickly and discreetly, the dog would think it was a fun game and run round the room and drop it and pick it up again and tease you with it as you tried to get it.

If you gave up and ignored it and tried to laugh it off, the dog would be running up and pushing it in the faces of your guests, then dropping it at their feet to throw for a fun game. Waiting with tongue hanging out and wagging tail and a big, happy face.

A truly impossible social situation...

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 20:51:59

estebanana

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

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A truly impossible social situation...

Which you obviously revel in.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 21:23:27

Ron.M

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to estebanana)

What else is there to do?

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 21:26:21

Ruphus

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

Well, if that´s not funny what is?!

Can´t stopp smirking, imagening the situation.
Just when you thought it couldn´t get any worse, the dog dragging that thing to the people ... hehe |OD |OD

Boy, - think I would have moved over to Kamchatka peninsula, had some cosmetic surgery and changed my name to Victor Krassnayew or so. hehehe

Yet, folks won´t really mind as much as an affected person might think. Rather laugh their heads off for years to come.

Ruphus

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 22:03:54

Ron.M

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ruphus)

Thing is, my old Mum (were she still alive) would have been laughing and trying to grab it off the dog and saying "What is it anyway....is it a baby toy or something?"

And making the whole situation ever worse..

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 22:27:06

Doitsujin

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

You know what? I posted an answer to the initial post....but it never showed up...Maybe I wrote in a wrong window? I wonder where I find it... on fb maybe? Or in a chatt with my boss? lol!! EDIT: I have to check the results part of my dissertation!!!! That would be gross to find a line about a dog carrying a toy.... Oo ommfg!!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 22:34:57

XXX

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Doitsujin)

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ORIGINAL: Doitsujin
I have to check the results part of my dissertation!!!! That would be gross to find a line about a dog carrying a toy.... Oo ommfg!!

why? I thought thats what your dissertation was about?!

ZINGGG!!

to the picture: what a d*ckmouth... (i know its a bad joke and i take the full responsibility for it)

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 23:05:56

Doitsujin

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to XXX)

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why? I thought thats what your dissertation was about?!

Actually,...YES!!! You are right...Hahahahaha xD

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 16 2012 23:07:16

rombsix

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Doitsujin)

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Actually,...YES!!! You are right...Hahahahaha xD

The dog is carrying an apical meristem in its mouth.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 12:08:15

odinz

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to rombsix)

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The dog is carrying an apical meristem in its mouth.

Not sure if I get the joke..

I thought the dog just wanted to cure hysteria like in the good old days

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 18:21:35

estebanana

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

It's really intersting that Escribano tries to keep this place out of the muck, but Ron seems to balance that out by golfing in the rough.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 19:34:45

Ron.M

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to estebanana)

Oh come on! That pic was barely even vulgar.
The social context was the real joke.

This is only 15% proof stuff compared to stuff that Florian, Doit and others have posted which even shocked ME!

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 20:45:08

estebanana

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

I understand golf was invented in Scotland. Is that true?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 21:13:26

Sean

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

It's not the dogs fault kong sounds like dong

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 21:49:54

TANúñez

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

Is that the new Mundobeat mentronome?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 17 2012 22:30:07

Doitsujin

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

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This is only 15% proof stuff compared to stuff that Florian, Doit and others have posted which even shocked ME!

WHOOOOOOOOT?! xD What did I post that shocked you? ..pls don´t remind me..whatever it was.. -.- I went through many different and extraordinary stages of personal character development during the last 8 years...so.. I try to forget most of it! Anyway, it must have been ridiculously funny. Because I never posted any hate comments or any vulgar comments...just jokes. Other people used to swear the **** out of me..lol! These inhumorus ppl!! Anyway thanks you mentioned Florian before me!! hehehhehheheheehe

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 18 2012 2:07:23

Ron.M

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to estebanana)

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I understand golf was invented in Scotland. Is that true?

So the story goes, although I don't think the idea of using a stick to knock a little ball into a hole in the ground is anything to be particularly proud of.

The guy who thought that up must have been at a really loose end that day.

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 18 2012 8:24:47

Ruphus

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ron.M

quote:

I understand golf was invented in Scotland. Is that true?

So the story goes, although I don't think the idea of using a stick to knock a little ball into a hole in the ground is anything to be particularly proud of.

The guy who thought that up must have been at a really loose end that day.

cheers,

Ron

100% agreed.

Ruphus

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 18 2012 9:35:00

Richard Jernigan

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

In Texas it used to be considered un-manly to strike a ball that was just lying there. Sort of like shooting a sitting duck.

Then they air-conditioned everything and all the damned yankees moved here...

RNJ

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 18 2012 17:49:06

Ron.M

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Richard Jernigan)

In English "class society" it was considered "ungentlemanly" to continue shooting while the hounds were on the lift...

(Don't know why I mentioned that actually... just a useless fact that was stuck in my head...

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cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 18 2012 18:58:41

estebanana

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RE: Look what Doggie found upstairs! (in reply to Ron.M)

I was just about to say we should consult Jernigan on golf and its relationship to the Nation of Texas.....

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Apr. 18 2012 19:03:55