A silly riddle

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A silly riddle

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rombsix

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A silly riddle

Just something I came up with...

"What do you call a gnome who rides the subway?"

Anyone got a clue?

PS: If someone saw the answer on my Facebook page, please don't give it out here.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 4 2011 23:19:28

estebanana

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to rombsix)

Which kind of gnome? A garden gnome or a deep woods gnome?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 1:03:45

HemeolaMan

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to rombsix)

a walking rectal exam

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rombsix

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to estebanana)

Just any gnome.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 8:13:28

Pimientito

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to HemeolaMan)

quote:

a walking rectal exam

That took me a few minutes to understand...I forgot he had a pointy hat!!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 8:54:28

rombsix

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to rombsix)

If y'all are having trouble with this, I can give out a pointer...

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 9:03:57

mark indigo

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to rombsix)

metronome

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 11:38:33

rombsix

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to mark indigo)

quote:

metronome

YESSSSSSS!!!

Have you heard this before somewhere or did you just figure it out?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 11:50:11

estebanana

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RE: A silly riddle (in reply to rombsix)

And if he wears Prada on the subway and gets his hair cut in the same shi shi salon as David Beckham, he would be what?

A Metrosexualgnome

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Sep. 5 2011 17:19:46