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Escribano

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How many flamenco guitarists does it... 
Just Juan

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 17 2009 9:06:37
 
Florian

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From: Adelaide/Australia

RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
I thought it took 5


one to stand on the table holding the lightbulb into the socket while the other 4 turn the table from the corners clockwise

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 17 2009 18:39:26
 
andresito

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Florian) 
Two.
Juan to do it, and another Juan to say it's not the same without cante and baile

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¡este arbol tiene duende, cabron!
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 17 2009 19:07:27
 
minordjango

 

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
just use candles , better aire !!!
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 17 2009 20:20:57
 
gshaviv

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to minordjango) 
The best aire is just to play in the dark...

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 17 2009 20:31:59
 
edguerin

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From: Siegburg, Alemania

RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
But don't you have to count:
And a 110 and 220 ... ??

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 2:51:46
 
minordjango

 

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
good call gshaviv
quote:

gshaviv
! we cant find the darn candles !!!

aint that the truth i can play all chords yet cant count to 12
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 3:40:39
 
NormanKliman

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
How many Spanish mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Don't worry, she'll just sit here in the dark...

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 4:07:23
 
kozz

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From: Eindhoven NL

RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
None....because they 'care' to much about their nails.....(its the same reason flamenco guitarists don't do the dishes :)
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 8:37:18
 
Ron.M

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From: Scotland

RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Florian) 
Well, it would depend on if it's a screw fitting or a bayonet fitting of course.

Easier if your a British MP, cos you just call an Electrician in to do it for you for £100 and claim it on expenses.

cheers,

Ron
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 8:54:11
 
mark indigo

 

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
was gonna put these in the other joke thread recently but never got round to it....

what did the spanish farmer say to his chickens?

oh-lay



what do you call 2 spanish firemen?

josé and hose B



....i'll get my coat....
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 9:00:00
 
Escribano

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to mark indigo) 
What do you call Spanish woman with no legs?

Consuelo

[groan]

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 9:25:50
 
andresito

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From: New Holland

RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
Un Domingo, una mujer vieja y viuda se fue para la prision para hombres.

"Buenos dias, señora. Puedo ayudar usted?" pregunto el guarda.

"Si, mi hijo. Vine para una visita conjugal" contesto la viejita.

"Ah... de verdad, señora? Bueno... con cual hombre?"

"Cualquier!"

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 18 2009 16:14:02
 
gato

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
Ok I've got one: How many tracks does it take to make a flamenco record??? Hint: the question is the punch line!

I know, my humor sucks!
Gary

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 19 2009 13:07:00
 
JoshMachado

 

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
hahahaha.... had some good laughs with these

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John O.

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From: Seeheim-Jugenheim, Germany

RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to JoshMachado) 
Honestly, if the light isn't absolutely necessary I'd just keep playing guitar. Otherwise I'd go to the store once it was too dark to play. Probably though I'd go into another room and get it the next day. Then forget to do it. At some point I'd replace all the lightbulbs in the apartment - all by myself

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duende

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to Escribano) 
Ruben Diaz

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Jun. 16 2009 11:58:02
 
Estevan

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RE: How many flamenco guitarists doe... (in reply to duende) 
quote:

Ruben Diaz

Ah, then there's only one way to change the light bulb, and there will be no other possible ways and certainly no questions.

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