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Ron.M

Posts: 7051
Joined: Jul. 7 2003
From: Scotland

Weekend Joke

Two builders are sitting in the pub after work.
A very well-dressed man walks in and goes to the bar and orders a drink.
"Hey", says one builder to the other..."check that guy out...Armani suit..Rolex watch..designer sunglasses..........
I reckon he must be a Banker or Stockbroker or an Actor something.....what's he doing around here?"
"Dunno", says the other builder, but I'm going up to get the next round in...I'll ask him".

So the builder goes up to the bar, orders a couple of pints and asks the stranger, "Excuse me pal, but me and my mate couldn't help but notice the Armani suit and Rolly... don't get many of your kind round here...and we were wondering what you do for a living?"

"Oh..I'm just working at the moment for the company round the corner", says the stranger..."I'm actually a freelance Logical Analyst".

"Logical Analyst?", says the builder...."What's that?"

"Well I help companies form their marketing strategies by projecting from very small amounts of data", says the stranger.

"Eh?" says the builder.

The stranger thinks and says...

"Well let me give you a simple example....Do you keep Goldfish?"

"Yeah", says the builder.

"In a tank or in a pond?", asks the stranger.

"In a pond", says the builder.

"I bet you have a good sex life!", says the stranger.

"Well that's a bit personal....but..yeah...actually me and the missus get on pretty well if you ask.........but how did you know that?"

"Easy", says the stranger.

"First you have a pond..which means you must have a big house...probably detached?".

"Yeah", says the builder..."I'm a builder...I built me own house on a piece of great property I snapped up cheap".

"So", says the stranger..."In that case you probably have a lot of rooms and therefore have a good few kids ..so hence a good sex life?"

"Yeah", says the builder..." Spot on...I've got six bedrooms, three kids and another on the way......

Wow!...I'm totally amazed that you worked that out from a couple of questions!!... I'm impressed!".

So the builder brings the beers back to the table, where his mate is waiting.

"So did you speak to the guy?", the mate says.

"Yeah", says the builder..."He's actually a Logical Analyst!"

"Logical Analyst?", says the mate..."What's that?"

"Well let me give you a simple example" says the builder...."Do you keep Goldfish?"

"No", says the mate....

"pffff...YOU W*NKER!!!" says the builder!